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Not so long ago, Miley Cyrus did a photo spread where one shot revealed her bare back.  Cries of pornography and nudity (morons) rang out. Charges of loose morals and questionable parenting by Billy Ray rained down like hellfire. It was all over the news. So what happened?  
 

Disney, who has made a fortune on pimpin’ out dolling up and promoting female preteens - kowtows and demonstrates (fake) contrition for the bible thumpers (yet again) by wagging its hypocritical finger at Miley, releasing a letter of disappointment, and cancelling a scheduled concert appearance by Miley. Meanwhile, Vanity Fair and Annie Leibovitz get slammed for being the pornographers that we all know them to be. And, Ms. Miley Cyrus, the producer of, oh, a quadrillion dollars for Disney alone, has to repent and apologize.

What horrible and loose people. Grrrr!
 

Fast forward to this week and we get knocked up teen Jamie Lynn Spears, who only has Miley by one year. The 19 year-old boyfriend was announced publicly as the father, while the grapevine rustles with word that the father is really an older executive from her Spears’ show ‘Zoey 101.’

Guess what we get for this fractured fairy tale? Scorn and condemnation from all corners of the Earth? Naw, nope … (for a $1 million payout to Spears) we get this:

…. but not before we got this:
  

Notice in the mommy pic how they added grey streaks to her hair to make her look older? Creeps.
 

Teen pregnancy glamorized and celebrated in the highest form.
 

Way to go, people! Whoo hoo!

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