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Verne Troyer has a sex tape. So what? Why would anyone care? I mean, if you’ve got a fetish for that sort of thing… I can think of probably five-hundred million people whose sex tape I’d rather see than Verne Troyer’s. I mean, maybe if he was hitting up Salma, Halle, or Heidi, but he’s not.

$100,000 to watch bug-eyed Lizard Boy lick some mannequin, um comatose woman?

Okay, I saw the 24-second clip. This is about the only time I will ever use the word, “yucky.”

Yucky.

So yeah, I’ve actually seen Midgo-Porn, and it’s more entertaining than titillating. I mean it’s good for a laugh, but I’ve never seen anything in this genre of porn worth $100K. You know, they’ll have a dude dressed in a baby jumper or diapers “nursing” (pretty clever, huh?), or going at it d-style like a horny Chihuahua. That’s pretty funny to watch for about two minutes … or, you can watch a femme slobbin’ the knob standing up. That’s fairly interesting too … for about five seconds.

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