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We’re a bunch of morons. The one country that uses and accepts sex (i.e. scantily clad women) as a basis to sell shaving creme, cars, beer, soap, hamburgers, well pretty much everything, like it’s mandated by The Constitution, while at the same time tries to be so puritanical. Tries. We’re a bunch of hypocrites.

[BTW, hot chicks? Fan. The latest Edge Gel commercials? Dumb.]

Now, I could give a rat’s ass about 15-year-old Miley Cyrus. I’ve seen “Hannah Montana.” I’ve seen her singing on television. I could care less. That said, she’s a perfect money machine for Disney. Actually, a multi-million dollar money-making machine who reportedly will be worth a billion by the time she’s 18. And, when she turns 18, or when it gets out that she’s started fucking, Disney will get shove the next Raven/Hillary Duff/Miley Cyrus replacement down our your throats. Don’t be surprised if they’re not incubating her in a test tube somewhere in the bowels of the Space Mountain somewhere right now.

Just in case you haven’t heard, Miley had a photo shoot for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, where she appears with a sheet pressed up against her chest. The back of her shirtless torso is exposed.

Some people morons are upset at this photo calling it topless. I just watched a news report from a local news for the brainless channel calling the photo topless.

Topless.

Topless?

Maybe I’m the crazy nut, but to me topless means I can see your tits. If I can’t see your tits, then you’re not topless. If you have a sheet pressed up against your body so I can’t see your tits, you’re either a chick who doesn’t want me to see your tits, you’re preparing to drop the sheet so I can see your tits, or you’re teasing me. In any of these scenarios, you’re not topless.

You may think that the photo is tasteless. You may think that she looks like she just got drenched by a bucket of water, and it’s a shitty-looking “artistic” photo. You may be titillated by the photo and then feel guilty, or not. Fine, but I’m tired of Americans who can’t spell, Americans who don’t know the fucking capital of the very state they live in, and Americans who don’t know how to use a dictionary.

If you think that the photo in question is a nude photo (I’ve heard it described in that manner too) or a topless photo of Miley Cyrus, then this says way more about you (moron) than it does about MIley. Also, you need for someone to come over to your house with a photo like this and after they rub your face in it, they then should proceed to whack you dead in the face with a frying pan.

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