http://closetotheedit.com A little bit of this, and a lot of that. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:52:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm so tired of you. I've been tired of you. You had a good season last year, the first in quite a while. I told myself I wouldn't post anything unless I was ready to slam with numbers, so I'm annoyed at writing even this. I've wondered why the Packers ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=42     Not so long ago, Miley Cyrus did a photo spread where one shot revealed her bare back.  Cries of pornography and nudity (morons) rang out. Charges of loose morals and questionable parenting by Billy Ray rained down like hellfire. It was all over the news. So what happened? http://closetotheedit.com/?p=39 'nuff said http://closetotheedit.com/?p=38 Verne Troyer has a sex tape. So what? Why would anyone care? I mean, if you've got a fetish for that sort of thing... I can think of probably five-hundred million people whose sex tape I'd rather see than Verne Troyer's. I mean, maybe if he was hitting up Salma, ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=37 A couple of things before I go...I have become a fan of Sleepy, er, David Cook. Have you noticed that he's opening his eyes now?...Seyesha Mercado is going home before Brooke White...I can't believe I just said that...Carly (a fave of mine) needs to lose weight and work on her ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=36 We're a bunch of morons. The one country that uses and accepts sex (i.e. scantily clad women) as a basis to sell shaving creme, cars, beer, soap, hamburgers, well pretty much everything, like it's mandated by The Constitution, while at the same time tries to be so puritanical. Tries. ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=33 Calling this one was pretty easy. Ramiele Malubay knew she was going home. I knew she was going home. And, you knew she was going home too. She's probably relieved, for she hasn't stepped up and competed since she made it out of Hollywood. I've said it in earlier posts: ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=32 Dolly Parton songs. Hmmm, not looking forward to this. Not because I have anything against Dolly Parton, but I don't think these guys should be asked to sing from her songbook. It's not really that good of a library in which people can show off their singing skills. This has ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=31 Syesha Mercado, Jason Castro, and Chikezie. KLC got by on that heinous patriotic crap of a song, but she's next. Ramiele Malubay is riding on fumes. Syesha needs to take note of Chikezie's resistance to singing songs that the young, female demo who drives this show, can recognize.   ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=30 Before we get started, I would first like to say that the American Idol back-up singers need to get booted off the show. They single-handedly ruin songs on their own - all the time. I don't think the band is that good either. On occasion, they ruin songs too. ... http://closetotheedit.com/?p=29